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Dear
God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing
good in there now.
Dear
Mr. God,
I wish you would no make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have
3 stitches and a shot.
Dear
God,
It rained for our whole vacation, and is my father mad! He said some things
about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt
him anyway. Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear
God,
I read the bible, What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Dear
God,
How come you put all the vitamens and minarals in vegetables instead of in
ice cream and candy?
Dear
God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the
house? My mother says he won't.
Dear
God,
Did you really mean "Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You," because if you did
then I'm going to fix my brother.
Dear
God,
My Grand Pa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do
you go?
Dear
God,
It's okay that you made different kinds of churches, but don't you get mixed up
sometimes?
Dear
God,
In the Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Dear
God,
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.
Dear
God,
Is pastor Coe a friend of yours, or did you just meet him through business?
Dear
God,
In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on
vacation?
Dear
God,
We read that Thomas Edison made light But in Sunday School they said you did
it. So I bet he stoled your Idea.
Dear
God,
I never thought Orange went with Purple, until I saw the sunset you made on
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